You know you're a farmer's wife if....

I found this randomly on the internet and had to share a few of my favorites!
You might be a farmer's wife....

If your second vehicle is still a pickup

If your husband has ever used field equipment to maintain your yard

If you’re in the habit of buying foodstuffs in bulk

If taking lunch to the field is as close as you get to a picnic

If your tan lines are somewhere below your shoulder and above your elbow

If you’ve ever called your husband to supper, using a radio

If being taken out to dinner has ever included a talk by a seed corn dealer

If your driveway is longer than a stone’s throw

If you have a yard, but not a lawn

If you have lots of machinery and each piece is worth more than your house

If the leaky barn roof gets fixed, before the leaky house roof

If duct tape is always on your shopping list:

If the neighbor’s house is best viewed with binoculars

If the directions to your house include the words, "miles," "silos," "last," or "gravel road":

If the tractor and the combine have air conditioning and an FM radio but your car doesn’t

If your storage shed is a barn

If you measure travel in miles not minutes

If your farm equipment has the latest global positioning technology and you still can’t find your husband

If you consider "hot dish" a food group

If your husband says, "Can you help me for a few minutes?" and you know that might be anywhere from a few minutes to six hours

If you've used the loader to reach the windows when they needed washing

 you know the difference between field corn and sweet corn

If your job in town is considered a farm subsidy

These made me laugh so much, especially because none of them are at all an exaggeration!